Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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