just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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