I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Randomize
