HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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