What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Randomize
