Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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