Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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