After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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