Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm jealous of your bromance
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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