I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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