I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
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