Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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