I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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