if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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