So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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