He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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