Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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