butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i barfeds in our rink
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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