i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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