his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I cut my penus on the lid.
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you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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