I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
