it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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