Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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