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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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