Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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