One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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