this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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