May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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