The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
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Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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