holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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