Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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