I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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