would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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