ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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