she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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