well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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Someone shattered a urinal.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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