so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize