Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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