As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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