lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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