Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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