redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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