Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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