shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Well I just put wine in my tea
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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