I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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