i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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