dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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