There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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