if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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