it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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