am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
my being single is dangerous.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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