Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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