I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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