am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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