You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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