i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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